Clinical-Strength Nervous System Reset
✅ Blocks overactive NMDA receptors → Stops racing thoughts chemically
✅ Regulates calcium channels → Releases physical tension (neck, shoulders, jaw)
✅ Neutralizes cortisol-induced inflammation → Lifts the “toxic fatigue” feeling
✅ Restores GABA & serotonin production → Natural calm without sedation
✅ 100% bioavailable via IV delivery → Bypasses poor oral absorption (30-40% with pills)
24-Hour Cancellation Policy | Full Medical Screening Included
Our mobile nursing team can only deliver 4 IV sessions per day in Sandton/Midrand/Waterfall due to travel logistics between locations. Next week’s appointment slots are currently 70% filled.
The cost of waiting: Every day your nervous system stays in sympathetic overdrive, cortisol continues damaging your sleep quality, cognitive performance, and immune function. The biochemical stress you’re experiencing right now compounds daily.
Most IV lounges use generic Myers’ Cocktail formulas — high-dose B vitamins that create expensive urine but don’t address stress biochemistry.
The Happy Place IV is different:
We formulated this specifically for sympathetic nervous system regulation: NMDA receptor blockade (stops neuron overfiring), calcium channel modulation (releases muscle tension), and oxidative stress neutralization (clears cortisol damage).
This is pharmacology targeting stress pathways, not supplementation.
A: Our medical screening process identifies any contraindications. Common conditions like controlled hypertension, Type 2 diabetes, or thyroid disorders are usually safe with medical clearance.
Medications we need to know about: Blood thinners, diuretics, certain blood pressure medications, immunosuppressants.
If you’re unsure, we’ll do a quick 5-minute phone assessment to determine if you’re a candidate.
A: You’ll feel calm and relaxed, not sedated. Think of it like the feeling after a deep tissue massage — grounded, clear-headed, loose.
Most clients drive themselves home or return to work after their session with improved focus.
However: If you’re severely sleep-deprived (running on less than 5 hours per night for weeks), your body may finally allow rest once cortisol drops. We recommend scheduling your first session when you have flexibility — ideally on a Friday afternoon or weekend.
A: Our RNs are ER/ICU trained with thousands of successful IV insertions under pressure. We use the smallest gauge needle appropriate for magnesium infusion (typically 22G or 24G — much smaller than blood donation needles).
The insertion feels like a quick pinch, then nothing. Most clients forget the IV is there within 5 minutes.
If you’re anxious: Let us know when we call for your pre-session confirmation. We can take extra time, use a topical numbing spray, and ensure you’re completely comfortable before starting.
A: Typically no, as elective IV therapy is classified as wellness rather than medical treatment by most schemes.
However: Some clients successfully submit via their Wellness Benefit or Out-of-Hospital Benefit. We provide a detailed tax invoice with CPT codes that you can submit. Check with your scheme — it’s worth asking.
A: During the session (15-20 minutes in): Most clients report a physical “unwinding” sensation — shoulders dropping, jaw unclenching, mental chatter quieting. This is the magnesium binding to overactive NMDA receptors.
That night: Better sleep. Deeper, more restorative REM cycles. You may sleep 1-2 hours longer than usual.
Next 24-48 hours: Mental clarity improves. Irritability decreases. You’ll notice you’re not snapping at your partner or colleagues. Decision-making feels less exhausting.
Days 3-7: Sustained calm. Your baseline stress reactivity is lower. Traffic doesn’t spike your cortisol the same way.
Important: If you’re severely depleted (months/years of chronic stress), one session provides partial relief. The 3-week protocol is where most clients achieve full nervous system recalibration.
A: Pharmaceutical-grade compounds only:
No fillers. No proprietary blends. No mystery ingredients.
You’ll receive a full ingredient list and dosage breakdown before your session.
Recommended Protocol: Weekly infusions during active weight loss phases
Disclaimer: This IV therapy is designed to support metabolic function as part of a comprehensive weight management program. It is not a cure for obesity or a replacement for medical treatment. Results vary based on individual factors including diet, exercise, metabolism, and adherence to healthy lifestyle practices. A medical screening is required prior to first treatment to ensure suitability. Not suitable for pregnant or breastfeeding women, or individuals with certain medical conditions.