Sunday Morning. 9 AM. You're Dying. We're 90 Minutes Away.
Medical-Grade Hangover Recovery
IV Rehydration + Anti-Nausea Medication + Anti-Inflammatory Relief Delivered to Your Door by a Registered Nurse
Sandton • Waterfall • Midrand • Centurion
Right Now, You're Reading This With One Eye Open
The room is spinning. Your head feels like it’s in a vice. Every sound is too loud. You’re negotiating with your body to please, please stop the nausea.
You’ve already tried:
- Water (it’s just sitting in your stomach)
- Painkillers (you’ll throw them up in 10 minutes)
- Lying very still (the world won’t stop moving)
Here’s what’s actually happening inside your body:
Alcohol blocked your anti-diuretic hormone. You flushed out litres of water, potassium, sodium, and magnesium. Your brain has physically shrunk from dehydration—that’s the pounding headache.
Your stomach lining is inflamed and releasing serotonin that’s screaming at your brain to vomit. Your entire system is in metabolic chaos.
Why Oral Remedies Can't Save You
Your digestive system is compromised. When you’re this dehydrated and nauseous:
✓ Oral absorption drops to 10-20% — Most of what you swallow just sits in your gut making you feel worse
✓ Timing works against you — It takes 45-90 minutes for oral fluids to even begin rehydrating your cells
✓ You can’t keep it down — Nausea prevents you from drinking the volume you actually need
This is why IV therapy exists. Direct vascular delivery bypasses your compromised digestive system entirely.
The After Party Rehydrate Protocol
Medical-grade intervention delivered to your home in under 90 minutes
1. Rapid Volume Expansion
1 litre of medical-grade saline infused directly into your bloodstream. Your cells rehydrate at the physiological level. The pounding headache begins to fade within 15 minutes as your brain tissue re-expands.
2. Pharmaceutical Nausea Control
Ondansetron (anti-nausea medication used in hospitals) blocks the serotonin receptors triggering your vomit reflex. The relief is dramatic and fast—most patients report feeling calm within 10 minutes.
3. Anti-Inflammatory Relief
Medical-grade anti-inflammatory agent targeting the cytokine cascade causing your body aches, brain fog, and overall sense of doom.
4. Electrolyte Restoration
Potassium, sodium, and magnesium replacement stops the tremors, stabilizes your heart rate, and ends the “disconnected from reality” feeling.
The Difference
❌ The “Wait It Out” Method
- Hour 1-4: Nausea, pain, bathroom
- Hour 5-8: Slight improvement
- Hour 9-12: Still foggy
- Monday: Still recovering
✓ The IV Protocol
- 90 min: Nurse arrives
- 15 min: Nausea stops
- 45 min: Treatment complete
- 3 hours total: You’re functional
Emergency Recovery Investment
R990
All-Inclusive: Registered Nurse • Medical Evaluation • IV Fluids • Medications • Mobile Service
No hidden fees. No travel charges. No surprises.
What Happens When You Book
You book your appointment on our calendar. We confirm your location (Sandton/Waterfall/Midrand/Centurion coverage area).
A Registered Nurse contacts you within minutes to conduct a brief medical screening (contraindications, allergies, current medications).
Our nurse arrives at your home with all equipment. Sterile, professional, discreet.
You sit/lie comfortably in your own space. IV cannula inserted. Treatment begins. 45-minute infusion while you rest.
Nurse monitors you throughout, removes IV, confirms you’re stable. You have your day back.
Clinical Safety Standards
Every session follows hospital-grade protocols:
✓ All treatments administered by South African Registered Nurses
✓ Comprehensive medical evaluation before every first session
✓ Sterile single-use equipment for each patient
✓ Real-time monitoring throughout your treatment
✓ Medical backup and emergency protocols in place
This is not a spa treatment. This is medical intervention delivered to your home.
Questions You're Probably Asking
Will this actually work if I’m severely dehydrated?
IV rehydration is the medical standard for severe dehydration. Hospitals use this exact method because it’s the fastest and most effective way to restore fluid balance. We’re bringing hospital-grade treatment to your home.
I’ve never had an IV before. Does it hurt?
Our nurses are experienced phlebotomists. You’ll feel a small pinch during insertion (2-3 seconds), then nothing. Most patients find the relief so immediate they forget about the IV entirely.
What if I’m in Midrand/Centurion, not Sandton?
We cover all of Sandton, Waterfall, Midrand, and Centurion. As long as you’re in our service area, same 90-minute guarantee applies.
Can you handle severe cases (food poisoning, multi-day benders)?
Yes. Our protocol is designed for acute dehydration and nausea regardless of cause. During the medical screening, if we identify anything beyond our scope, we’ll advise you honestly and recommend appropriate care.
I have a medical condition / take medication. Is this safe?
The pre-treatment medical evaluation exists specifically for this reason. You’ll speak directly with a healthcare professional who will review your history and determine if IV therapy is appropriate for you.
What if all your nurses are busy?
We operate on a first-come, first-served basis with a small team. Sunday mornings are our highest demand period. If we’re at capacity, we’ll tell you our next available slot honestly—but the earlier you book, the faster we can help.
⚠️ Sunday Morning Reality Check
You’re not the only person who overdid it last night. Our nurse capacity is limited. We accept bookings in the order they’re received.
Current availability updates in real-time on our booking calendar.
Two Futures. Choose One.
Future A: You Keep Scrolling
You tell yourself you’ll “power through.” You spend another 6-8 hours in bed feeling progressively worse. You cancel your Sunday plans. You drag yourself through Monday in a fog.
Tuesday, you finally feel normal again.
Total cost: 2.5 days of your life you’ll never get back.
Future B: You Book Now
Within 90 minutes, a professional nurse is in your home. Within 15 minutes of starting treatment, the nausea stops. Within 45 minutes, you’re rehydrated and stable.
By lunch, you’re functional. By evening, you’re recovered.
Total cost: R990 and 3 hours. Your Monday is intact.
Stop Waiting. Start Recovering.
Registered Nurses • Medical-Grade Treatment • 90-Minute Response
Appointments available today. First-come, first-served.
Bringing a Friend?
If you have 4+ people needing recovery at the same location, the host receives 50% off their session. Ask about group bookings during your medical screening call.
Cierge IV • Mobile Medical Services • Sandton • Waterfall • Midrand • Centurion Administered by South African Registered Nurses • Medical Evaluation Required Not a substitute for emergency medical care • Individual results may vary