You're Not Tired. You're Depleted.
For the Sandton executive who wakes up exhausted, snaps at minor problems, and carries tension in every muscle—despite eating well and "doing everything right."
You’ve tried the vitamins. You’ve tried the early bedtimes. You’ve tried “just pushing through.”
But by 2 PM, you’re running on fumes. Your neck is tight. Your patience is thin. And that second (or third) coffee isn’t working anymore.
This isn’t laziness. This isn’t “just stress.”
Your body is in biological survival mode—and your oral supplements can’t keep up.
The Hidden Cost of High Performance: Nutrient Triage
Here’s what’s actually happening inside your body right now.
When you’re under chronic pressure—deadlines stacking, traffic on the N1, family demands piling up—your body makes a brutal calculation.
It enters what physiologists call “Triage Mode.”
Your limited nutrient reserves get rationed to keep vital organs running: heart, lungs, brain. Everything else—energy production, muscle relaxation, mood stability—gets starved.
Not because you’re eating poorly. Not because you’re not taking your multivitamin.
Because your gut can’t absorb nutrients fast enough to meet the demand.
Oral vitamins pass through your digestive system at 20-30% absorption. The rest? Expensive urine.
Meanwhile, your body is burning through Magnesium regulating your stress response. Your B-vitamins are being consumed just to convert food into energy. Your cellular machinery is running at a deficit.
You’re driving on an empty tank while the fuel gauge says “Full.”
The Clinical Solution: The Myers Cocktail
This isn’t a “wellness trend.”
This is the IV protocol that launched the functional medicine revolution—developed by Dr. John Myers over 40 years ago and now administered in medical clinics worldwide.
The Myers Cocktail delivers pharmaceutical-grade nutrients directly into your bloodstream at 95% absorption.
It bypasses your gut entirely. Within minutes, your cells get the raw materials they’ve been rationing for weeks.
Here’s what happens inside your body during the 45-minute infusion:
The Magnesium “Release Valve”
The hero ingredient is Magnesium—administered intravenously at therapeutic doses impossible to achieve orally.
Magnesium acts as a physiological calcium channel blocker. In plain language:
- It forces tight muscles to release. The knot in your shoulders, the tension in your jaw—physically relaxed at the cellular level.
- It dilates your blood vessels. Blood pressure drops. Circulation improves. Your body exits “fight or flight.”
- It dampens nervous system hyperactivity. That wired, anxious feeling? The constant mental noise? Magnesium turns down the volume.
This isn’t relaxation through willpower. This is biochemistry.
The B-Complex “Energy Engine”
We infuse a full spectrum of B-vitamins (B1, B2, B3, B5, B6, B12) directly into your circulation.
These are the co-enzymes your mitochondria—your cellular power plants—require to convert food into usable energy (ATP).
Without them, your metabolic engine stalls.
Even if you’re eating enough calories, your cells can’t extract the energy. You feel tired because you are tired—at the molecular level.
With them, the lights come back on.
Most clients report a noticeable shift within the first 20 minutes of the drip: mental fog lifting, physical tension melting, energy returning.
The Vitamin C “System Reboot”
High-dose Vitamin C (impossible to achieve through diet) acts as a powerful antioxidant and immune system activator.
It supports your white blood cells, helps clear the inflammatory debris from chronic stress, and provides the raw material for collagen synthesis—keeping your tissues resilient under pressure.
Why Executives in Sandton, Waterfall, and Centurion Are Choosing This
Because it’s designed for people who can’t afford downtime.
You don’t need to “find time to recover.” You recover while working.
The Cierge Mobile Model:
- We come to you. Your office in Sandton CBD. Your home in Waterfall Estate. Your hotel room in Midrand.
- 45 minutes, door to door. That’s it. Continue your Zoom call. Clear your inbox. Or just close your eyes.
- Zero disruption. No waiting rooms. No traffic. No wasted afternoon.
- Medical-grade safety. Every drip is administered by a Registered Nurse. We check your blood pressure before starting. We monitor you throughout.
Service Areas: Sandton | Waterfall City | Midrand | Centurion
Who Needs The Myers Cocktail?
- You wake up tired—even after 7 hours of sleep.
- You need coffee just to feel “normal” by 10 AM.
- You’re irritable over small things that shouldn’t bother you.
- You feel physically “tight”—shoulders, neck, jaw constantly tense.
This is adrenal fatigue. Your stress response is stuck in the “ON” position.
- You land at OR Tambo exhausted and have a meeting in 3 hours.
- Jet lag wipes you out for 2-3 days after every international trip.
- Recycled cabin air and dehydration leave you feeling depleted.
This is acute nutrient depletion. Your body is screaming for electrolytes and B-vitamins.
- Tension headaches that start at 2 PM.
- Neck and shoulder pain that massage only fixes temporarily.
- Jaw clenching or teeth grinding at night.
This is magnesium deficiency. Your muscles can’t relax because they lack the biochemical signal to release.
- You’re not targeting one specific issue.
- You just want to feel like yourself again—energized, focused, resilient.
- You want to prevent the crash before it happens.
This is proactive optimization. You’re servicing your biology before the breakdown.
The Investment: R1,390
Think of this as preventative maintenance for your most valuable asset: you.
You service your car every 15,000 km to avoid a breakdown.
You insure your home against fire and theft.
When was the last time you invested in preventing your own burnout?
The Real Math:
Option A: Continue “pushing through.” Eventually, your body forces the issue. You lose a week to illness. You underperform in a critical meeting. You snap at your family.
Cost: One lost deal = R50,000+. One sick week = R100,000+ in lost productivity. One damaged relationship = priceless.
Option B: Book the Myers. A nurse arrives. In 45 minutes, your nervous system downregulates. Your energy stabilizes. You finish the week strong.
Cost: R1,390.
ROI: You prevent the crash. You maintain performance. You have energy left for your family on the weeken
Two Futures
Future A: The Crash
You ignore the signs. You drink another espresso. You tell yourself “I just need to get through this week.”
But the weeks keep stacking. The tension keeps building. The exhaustion deepens.
Eventually, your body makes the decision for you. You get sick. You burn out. You lose productivity recovering from a crisis you could have prevented.
Future B: The Reboot
You book the Myers Cocktail. A Registered Nurse arrives at your office or home.
In 20 minutes, you feel the physical tension begin to release. Your shoulders drop. Your breathing deepens.
By 45 minutes, your mental fog has lifted. You feel clear. Focused. Resilient.
You finish the week with energy to spare. You’re present with your family on Saturday. You sleep deeply Sunday night.
Monday morning, you’re not just surviving. You’re operating at full capacity.
Safety First: Medical-Grade Protocols
This isn’t a spa treatment. This is a clinical procedure.
Every Myers Cocktail includes:
- Pre-infusion medical screening by our clinical team
- Blood pressure check before starting
- Administration by a Registered Nurse (not a “wellness coach”)
- Real-time monitoring throughout the 45-minute session
- Post-infusion care instructions
We exclude candidates with contraindications:
- Active kidney disease
- Certain heart conditions
- Known allergies to ingredients
If you’re not a safe candidate for IV therapy, we’ll tell you. Your safety is non-negotiable
Frequently Asked Questions
“I already take a multivitamin. Isn’t that enough?”
Oral multivitamins are absorbed at 20-30% efficiency. The Myers Cocktail delivers nutrients at 95% bioavailability directly into your bloodstream. It’s the difference between sipping water and opening a fire hydrant.
“How quickly will I feel the difference?”
Most clients report a noticeable shift within 20-30 minutes of the drip starting—physical tension releasing, mental clarity improving. The full benefits build over the 24-48 hours following treatment as your cells replenish.
“Is this safe if I have high blood pressure?”
We check your blood pressure before every session. Magnesium actually helps lower blood pressure by dilating blood vessels. However, if your BP is dangerously high, we’ll refer you to your GP before proceeding.
“How often should I get this?”
For acute stress/burnout: Weekly for 4 weeks, then bi-weekly maintenance. For general wellness: Once monthly. For travel recovery: 24 hours after landing from long-haul flights.
“Can I work during the drip?”
Absolutely. Many executives take calls, respond to emails, or review documents during the session. Or you can simply rest—this is your 45 minutes.
“What if I don’t have time to be at home or the office?”
We come to you wherever you are in our service area—hotel rooms, co-working spaces, even secure office parks with visitor access.
“Is this covered by medical aid?”
Currently, the Myers Cocktail is classified as elective wellness therapy and is not covered by most medical schemes. However, you can claim it as a health and wellness expense if your scheme offers a wellness benefit.
Limited Daily Capacity
Because we provide 1-on-1 Registered Nurse service at your location, we can only accommodate a limited number of appointments per day.
Peak demand times (Friday mornings, Monday afternoons) book out 3-5 days in advance.
If you’re reading this and thinking “I need this this week,” book now to secure your slot.
Book Your Myers Cocktail Now
Service Areas: Sandton | Waterfall City | Midrand | Centurion
Price: R1,390 per session
Time Required: 45 minutes
Mobile Service: We come to your office, home, or hotel
Medical Safety: Registered Nurse administration with pre-screening
Your body is sending you signals.
The exhaustion. The tension. The irritability.
This is your biology asking for help.
The only question is: Are you going to keep pushing until you crash, or are you going to reload before the breakdown?
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